What can I do today to really piss God off?
I could take two kinds of seed and plant them in the same field.
That would show him.

My t-shirt is sixty per-cent cotton,
And forty per-cent polyester.
Now that’s really gotta yank his chain.

Or maybe I’ll have a shave,
Clip off the edges of my beard.
He would be seething.

I could get a tattoo.
I don’t like them
But neither does he – apparently.

But I could not lay with a man
Like I have laid with a woman.
For I have not laid with a woman.

   
“We were held prisoners by the law,
 locked up until faith should be revealed.
 Now that faith has come,
 we are no longer under the supervision of the law.”


Why does no-one ever read them that bit.
Why is it always Leviticus?

Why?
Because there is more fun to be had in abominations
Than in common sense.