- I am a teacher
- It's allegedly what I do
- So why am I sat here contemplating
- Who I'd like to screw?
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- I am a teacher
- A choice consciously made
- But I'm sat here looking pretty
- Embracing rules I have obeyed
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- I am a teacher
- It's taken over my life
- So I'm looking for a mortgage
- And an artificial wife
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- I am a teacher
- People hang on my every word
- Yet, I'm an affront to public decency
- And sometimes seem absurd
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- I am a teacher
- I have the uniform and badge
- But today's a different story
- Bender, woofter, ponce and fag
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- It's the differences which unite us
- Imperfections make us whole
- The end is now beginning
- But the truth I still don't know.
